Me: There are four pieces of bologna left.
13yo: Oooo! Bologna — I claim three pieces.
10yo: No — I get two of them.
13yo: I’ll give you two halves.
10yo: How about four halves?
> Fast running and cooperation<
13yo, jokingly: Ella took four quarters of my bologna.
In other funny kid news, G of GAIN got his hair cut on Monday. Can’t you tell? No more curls. That’s a teenager.