You mean there’s pie?

I’ve never found the original text of the NPR story we heard one Thanksgiving, but it included a conversation around a dinner table that went like: Pie? You mean there’s pie? I couldn’t let you come over without having pie. Someone might find out that I didn’t make any pie. So when the in-laws were…

Drop one knee (wall)

One change Mr. TellBlast has always wanted since we moved here was the dining room. The wall color bothered him (But what color? That’s why we had a designer come over.), the spindles bothered him, and the light fixture bothered him. We had several people say that we could knock out the spindles and knee…